Friday, June 15, 2012

Drake and Chris Brown Sissy Fight Leaves Me With One Question: Is Rihanna That Good?


The Sun - The two musicians have had a long-running feud over Drake’s dalliance with Chris’s ex Rihanna. But when they met at WIP club last night, Chris is thought to have sent a bottle of champagne to Drake's table as a peace offering. Unconfirmed reports say the bottle was returned with a note referring to Rihanna which read: “I'm f****** the love of your life, deal with it."

Honest to God question, is Rihanna the modern day Helen of Troy? Instead having a face to launch an army of 1,000 ships, she has the nookie to launch a gang of bottle wielding thugs fighting over her "cake." Shit has to be wild, only way to explain this, because there's no way she's worth all the drama that comes with her otherwise.

That's a BIG TIME power move by Drake, by the way, didn't think he had it in him. Not just because he's always whining and depressed like a bitch in EVERY song, but also because he's from Canada. Canadians are supposed to be neighborly, no? Certainly not supposed to be cuckolding American thugs, but there Drake is, breaking down barriers. Good for him. He's like the Jackie Robinson of Canadian Gangster Thugs.