Cleveland Outsourcing City Lawn Mowing to Goats?

CLEVELAND - The City of Cleveland is now testing goats as a more efficient and environmentally-friendly way to maintain a growing number of inner city vacant lots. The pilot program is called "Mow Goats," and it's being tested by the Stockyard-Clark-Fulton Development Office...Meister said nearly all northeast Ohio cities are being forced to take care of a growing number of vacant lots because of the housing crisis aftermath. The cost to mow such lots is going up dramatically. Meister claims it costs Cleveland an average of $300 just to mow and maintain the average vacant inner city lot.

So Cleveland now has enough abandoned overgrown lots that they literally can't afford to maintain them and are now importing goats to handle the grass cutting duties...Well congratulations Detroit! As of this morning you're no longer the most "3rd World-Like" city in America. Go nuts Detroiters!

Clevelanders...just another low point in a series of low points...probably blame this one on Lebron too.

Cue the extremely low budget Cleveland Board of Tourism Video: