Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Reality TV Finally Convinces Woman with "Gunk Holes" For Ears That She May Want to get that Looked At



First off, I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry you had to see that. But I saw it, so you're sure as hell going to see it. In the course of rummaging the corners of this internet for the blog, I occasionally come across some gross, wild, and plain old unsavory shit. I take the bullet with like 99.5% of that stuff, but every now and then you come across something that you just don't want to be alone in seeing...and in this case, that was this woman's inner ear canal, or as the Doctor narrating so properly called it, "her gunk hole." 

 Now, since I watched this whole thing, not just this clip, I'm also privy to the fact that, this has been going on for years...Her ears have been swollen, oozing, and flaking out enough skin that her car is visibly covered in her dead flaky skin, and yet, it took a reality televsion show being in town for her to go get it checked out...Was there no village doctor all these years? Did it not concern you that your ears, and I quote, "Smelled Like Athletes Foot?" Why are you waiting for a production crew and their camera's to roll into town to take care of this? 

 Bottom line, if anyone, anywhere, ever, describes their ear as flaking or oozing, or god forbid, both...For the love of god, don't wait years on the off chance that some TLC-like television show sends a reality tv doctor to you small hamlet.