HuffPo - In case you haven't been keeping track, Courtney Stodden turns 18 on August 29, and everyone's favorite teen bride is counting down the days in a video series on her YouTube account. The first episode, titled "My Foot Hurts," was posted April 16 and it's a bizarre version of "Newlyweds" mixed with "Girls Next Door." Basically, it's complete nonsense. The beginning of the clip shows the buxom blonde complaining that her ankle hurts as she struts about her house in sky-high plastic heels. She talks on the phone with her mom and discusses what she wants to wear for an upcoming photo shoot -- "I want a really tight, tiny dress, as always" -- but can't stop complaining about her foot. Her mom doesn't seem to care.
7 and a half minutes. Be afraid people. She just produced 7 and a half minutes all by herself, with the help of what would appear to be an Iphone filming the whole thing. It was awful, but not enough so that E! and Bravo aren't blowing up her phone right now for the rights to launch an actual reality series (frankly I'd support a show where Dr. Phil just moves into their house and diagnoses them on a daily basis, that I'd watch).
