I'm not sure how America got beat to the punch on this, but I'm not happy. This is about the surest sign yet that our grip on global dominance is slipping.
Stupid, useless, likely to cause major disease, ground breaking innovations used to be our thing. We were the only country affluent enough to have people just sitting around thinking up these trivial creations, now we're being supplanted by Brazil? For Chrissakes people, we need to do something about this. Little kids in hill side slums (favellas for you Brazilians out reading this) are going to be pissing guitar solos while ours just stare blankly at tile walls, losing valuable creativity time.
PS: This quote made the article...
"It sounds exactly like what you think someone whizzing onto tabs in a urinal would," Jones said. "Basically, how Nickelback sounds on everything."
Yup.
