NY Post - The Maryland Mega-nut who insists she won a record Mega Millions jackpot now says she’s lost the winning ticket — but isn’t breaking a sweat looking for it. “I have no idea where it is. I’m not sure I have it,” Mirlande Wilson told The Post in her latest tortured explanation of the mystery ticket’s fate. The world’s most famous McDonald’s employee incredibly claimed she hadn’t even checked the uniform she was wearing the night she bought it. “I’m still looking for it. I haven’t even looked in my uniform pants yet,” the flaky single mom of seven admitted. “I’m still looking everywhere to find it, in my purse, everywhere.”
Bitch done lost her ticket. I kinda feel really bad, that's just an absolutely devestating loss...She seemed like a real straight shooter too, no real reason to doubt her. It's not like she only claimed she thought she won, or that "some of the numbers were familiar," and that she "recognized some of them." No one could make that up...You think just anyone can recognize the number 23? Or that she could just pull that kinda story out of her Sweet Swine hat? Hell no.
If there's any consolation here it's that I'm sure her community and McDonalds co-workers will rally behind her. I mean, if anyone knows what it feels like to think they've won the lottery only to find out they don't actually have the winning ticket, it's them. They thought for sure they were getting a split of the prize when Mirlande won, only to find out that the completely hypothetical and familiar sounding ticket that she won on, she'd bought separately.
