Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Woman Rescued After She "Accidentally" Fell into Trash Chute

DUNWOODY, Ga. (NewsCore) - A Georgia woman was rescued by firefighters Sunday after she became trapped head-first in a garbage chute. The unidentified woman accidentally dropped her cell phone into the chute at her apartment building in the Atlanta suburb of Dunwoody, and became stuck between the first and second floors when she tried to retrieve it, WXIA-TV reported. Police said trash lodged in the chute prevented the woman from falling into the compactor at the bottom.

Come on lady, just tell us the truth. We've all wanted to take a ride down one of those chutes once in a while. You can't tell me your phone accidentally flew down the trash shoot and you happened to comically fall end over end into it an expect me to believe it, can you? Just come out with it, I have no problem with it, every time I see one of those gigantic trash chutes coming out of a building I can't help but think of how much fun it would be to jump through it. 

There's an easy way to get down to the bottom of this woman's story too, just check the dumpster. If the dumpter's been prepped with soft garbage, cardboard, and maybe packing shells if they were available, then she was 100% just trying to cross something off her bucket list. 

If that's not the case, well then she's a walking looney tune...Daffy Duck never even got himself into situations this outrageous.