Since everyone else is weighing in with what they'd do with the winnings they're not going to win, I figured I'd put in my two cents.
I'd do nothing. Yea, I'd do the obvious things, buy a couple houses, a new car or two, vacation all over the place, and maybe pay E! to take the Kardashians off air once and for all, but by and large I'd do nothing.
That's what I live for. I spend every day rushing through everything I have to do, all in hopes of having a few more minutes during the work day to slack off, or an extra half hour at night on the couch with the DVR. My ultimate goal is to just have nothing to do, and the only feasible way I see that being possible is buy having over half a billion dollars handed to you for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
And before anyone gets this really depressed image of me, it's not like that. I like doing things, I look forward to things I want to do. I just abhor things I have to do. Even simple things like laundry, or unloading the dishwasher...I may be the fastest non-mexican dishwasher you'll ever see. I power my way through that, because every second I waste scrubbing pasta sauce off a plate, is a second I die a little in side, it's one less second I could be spending just vegging out, doing nothing.
So that's what I'd do. All these people with wild business ideas, charitable ideas, all this other crap, they're crazy. I'd use the money to live the lifestyle I've always wanted, a lifestyle of no responsibilities, no where to be, and no one to answer to. A man can dream.
