First off, my bad to everyone for being so late with this, I completely forgot that I'd started doing this until I caught the end of the results show yesterday. And now on to the judging.
Continuing with this years trend of "The Plural Tone" outfits, we have hear the Mr. Rogers meets Dots Candy. Amazing. Frankly, he had the plural tone theme pulled off with just that garrish shirt on its own. He's basically just showing off with that outlandishly bold cardigan.
This is from the results show, and I'm not gonna lie, Randy, this is the first time you've let me down this season. Yea you've still got the tri-tone going, but the spirit is missing. There's nothing bold here, there's nothing show-offy. It's just a middle aged man who appears to have stolen Justin Biebers jeans and stole a homeless clowns jacket. No effort to be original and ground breaking whatsoever.
Look, I don't want to discriminate like this, but there's no way around it. Skinny Jeans aren't for candidates who've had lap-band surgery. They're just not. They look ridiculous on skinny emo-asians with bad hair cuts, they look REALLY ridiculous on middle age black men who vaguely remind me of tyrannosaurus-rex (I can't explain it, he just does. Just one of those things where you look at someone and immediately associate like, a frog or a horse or some kinda creature with them).
