HuffPo - "I think Snooki's brand will be negatively affected by her recent pregnancy and news that she is considering marriage," Ronn Torossian, CEO of 5WPR, a leading PR agency, said. " "For most of her audience, it will absolutely end her brand," Lawrence said. "If you think about all of the jokes made at her expense, it's all about partying, indiscriminate sexual encounters, humping plants, fighting in bars. She's known for being an irresponsible party girl. It's a very 'single, drunk in the city' image. Motherhood does not and frankly should not fit into that image." "To me, she's always seemed like a modern-day Lucille Ball and the reason why Snooki has resonated with so many people is because she's relatable," Daymond John of ABC's "Shark Tank" insisted. "Just as she's showed millions of people how fun it can be to in your 20s, she can now show how fantastic it can be to start a family. Children's books, baby and infant clothing, weight loss after pregnancy -- there are limitless options. If done correctly, I think this will give her brand even more longevity."
Aww, don't give up Snooks, your career won't die like most woman's do when they have kids, Daymond John is right, there's plenty of Mommy things you can do. You can basically start your own cottage industry for drunk, club happy Mommy's going through Post Karma Depression. A few thoughts, right off the top of my head:
While there are numerous self help books I could see you writing, I think the best seller idea would be "Drinking for New Mommy's." You could tackle all the usual issues new moms face when trying to get back into the game after their 9 month pregnancy detox. Homemade hangover cures, how to get your baby on the same hungover sleep cycle you're on, and the art of pawning your baby off to family members while you're on a "Stella Got her Groove Back" club tour.
You could also team up with the scientists at Johnson and Johnson to invent the first breast pump that separates toxins and alcohol from the breast milk so your baby doesn't end up with the same alocohol dependency that got you in this situation in the first place...this is a million dollar idea that, frankly, I'm upset I just gave away.
A new clothing line, Snooki's Animal Print Maternity Line. Lets face it, this has been a long time coming. When you're 8 months pregnant its nearly impossible to find a good leopard print dress. Make it happen.
And finally, Heals for Preggo's. A sturdy, comfortable, stylish heal for fashion conscious Club Mommy's. Sturdy enough to hold your extra weight and wide enough to contain your swollen feet.
