Wannabe Cowboy Practicing His Quick Draw, Oddly Calm After Shooting Himself

"I Just Fucking Shot Myself" Son of a bitch!

Umm yea, you shot yourself like right in the foot/leg, how about crumpling in pain or clutching your leg or something? How is this guys reaction to shooting himself in his foot the same, if not calmer than when I stub my toe on the coffee table on a nightly basis? 

I yell, I hop up and down, I clutch the toe like its about to fall off if I let go, even sucker my girlfriend into inspecting it to make sure I'm ok on occasion.  

This guy? Not this guy. Can't even imagine how much of a pussy he thinks I am.  He's just gonna walk off that minor flesh wound and maybe rub some dirt on it to slow the bleeding. No big deal, all in a days work dueling with stationary targets and honing the fastest quick draw this side of Yosemite Sam.