3 Women Rob Pizza Hut with AK-47's...Typical Women, Overly Complicating A simple Task.

FORESTDALE, Alabama -- Jefferson County sheriff's deputies are searching for at least three women, armed with an AK-47, who robbed the Pizza Hut on Forestdale Boulevard over the weekend. Deputies were dispatched to the restaurant about 10:20 p.m. Friday. Employees told lawmen the women, believed to be in their late teens or early 20s, went into the store and ordered the manager to open two cash registers. One of them took money from one register and took the entire drawer and money from the other, said Chief Deputy Randy Christian.  They fled on foot.  While searching for the trio, deputies found a trail of money that started from behind the business and led to the rear of an office building on Sandyview Lane and U.S 78. Witnesses told them they saw a female running down the  alley next to Pizza Hut. That woman, they said, got into a red Saturn with a black car protector, fleeing at a high rate of speed. 

Typical women, over complicating such a simple task. Ladies, you're robbing your local Pizza Hut, ok? No need for the full scale model of the restaurant, weeks of training, and assault rifles, you're not Seal Team 6 or anything. Frigen guns alone had to have cost more than you netted robbing a pizza joint, I don't care if its Friday night or all you can eat college Tuesdays, no way that drawer had more than like $400 in it. It's just a such a lady thing to do. Take the simplest task that a guy would put nearly 0 thought into and transform it into some kind of 16 step plan that HGTV and A&E could make a half hour television special out of.  Shits nuts.  Just grab a hand gun, demand the money, and leave out the front door. None of this storming out back alleys, spilling money everywhere, just get in, get out. That's it.