Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Latest Smoking Health Scare: Women's Nipples Just Falling Off


CNN - I cringe every time I see a patient for a breast lift who is a smoker. I’m deathly afraid that despite my warnings, she will smoke before or after surgery and cause her nipples to turn black and fall off.Yes. Smokers who undergo breast lifts are at great risk of losing their nipples. I’ve seen it before.

It has boggled my mind for years now why people still smoke, yes I understand that it's addictive, but exactly how week willed are you people? Cancer, smelling fucking gross, looking gross, emphysema, probably gout, grossest teeth imaginable, heart disease, wasting money, standing outside in the rain and cold weather, and now, blackened and detached nipples.  How is it worth it? How is sucking on a piece of paper with some burnt leaves worth it?  You guys are retarded. Sorry to be blunt, but you're retarded. If nipples falling off doesn't get you to be like "whoa, this might not be the best thing for me, I should quit," then you should probably just be removed from society, because frankly, you're holding us a species back.

Sincerely,

Non-Smokers who think you're Retarded.