When Does Two Girls Messing Around in Public Count as "Lascivious?" When They Look Like This

Two women accused of an "unnatural and lascivious act" involving exposed breasts got busted following an incident outside a Jensen Beach lounge. A Martin County Sheriff's sergeant on foot patrol in the Rock Star Lounge parking lot about 12:45 a.m. Nov. 3 saw two women exit the establishment, according to recently released records. The ladies talked loudly, used profanity and got the attention of several men in the parking lot of the business in the 2200 block of Northeast Dixie Highway. "This is my (expletive)," one of the women is quoted as saying. One of the men approached the women and appeared to be taking photos. A group of onlookers began forming. "As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states. One woman, later identified as Christianne Taylor, 27, was engaged in a particularly close form of contact with the right exposed breast of 33-year-old Regina Shiner.

Lets clear one thing up, right now, these two Fuggo's of the month up here were arrested for one thing, and one thing only, being Fuggo in public.  Because never, in the history of male police enforcement has boob licking been considered unnatural or lascivious.  You might get a public indecency arrest once in a while, but that's just for the police officers to save face, you never slap on the lascivious charge unless the perps looks like the biological spawn of sloth. I can say with 100 percent certainty that if this happens on a college campus, or some place where the people are non-hideous goblins (say South Beach) the crowd is dispersed, the cops collect some of the pictures for "evidence" reasons, and everyone goes home with some great stories.