Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Texas Woman Takes Offense To Jersey Woman's Standard Hooker Attire

Standard Hooker Attire
A Jersey City woman said her finger was bitten during a fight at a Hoboken parking garage early Saturday after a woman from Texas pulled the bottom of her skirt down, police said. At 2:02 a.m., a 23-year-old Humble, Tex., woman was in line at the garage at 111 River St. with a 22-year-old Lodi woman when she noticed that the Jersey City 30-year-old’s skirt was so high the woman’s buttocks were being exposed, reports said. The Texan who did not know the Jersey City resident took matters into her own hands and pulled the woman’s skirt down, reports said.The argument got physical and the Jersey City 30-year-old sustained a bite to her left ring finger and a scrape to her knee, reports said, adding the Lodi woman was scratched on her forehead.

What the hell is this? Look, I don't know what appropriate attire at 2 AM in a parking garage is in Texas, but in Jersey, its strange if you're not flashing ass. Not only does this Southern Belle come in and throw off this hoochies game, probably costing her a john or 3, but then she bites her finger, the fuck is that?  There some kind of uniformed dress code for hookers that this lady was violating that I'm not up to date on? Cuz I kinda assumed that ass cheeks out was standard attire. Only thing I can think of was this Jersey City woman was just working this Texas girl all night, stealing client after client and little miss Texas had enough, she just couldn't compete with this other broad flashing her goods before getting paid. The whorin' business is a tough game for a prude.