If this video proves anything its that it really is the simple things in life...I've watched this a solid 30 times since last night, I can't stop laughing. When the POTUS threatens to "whip them pinto's" I lose it.
This particular sequence from 1:12 - 1:35 may be one of the funniest things I've heard or seen all year, no exagerration:
"Reminds me of one dude in college who used to make goats tell time, puff it up for me. That' girls been so cheap it makes me bananas, Big Old Breasts. Not the ones that make your tooth bleed and stop you from eating, that's not fair. Are you really drinking my bottled judgement? Ya'll think I won't whip them pinto's, yet the crown is for your juicy waitress."
Is it just me or is that the greatest election speech of all time? I don't have to have a clue what he's talking about, just says it with such confidence, I eat that shit up. I was just sitting here nodding in agreement, big old breasts that make your tooth bleed aren't fair. That's what I've been saying all along, finally a politician that gets it.
Gonna be a huge day for Obama on the Tab, I can feel it.
Gonna be a huge day for Obama on the Tab, I can feel it.
