Putting aside the repressed childhood issues this man clearly has, here's a question, how fucking old is that Deuce Mcallister jersey? That thing has seen some frigen battles.
And I wonder this, because its not like Deuce is some dude from the mid 90's or anything where it would make sense for the shirt to look like an oil rag from this guys surely redneck garage. The guy played from 2001-2009. So the shirt, at it's absolute oldest, is 10 years old, but I'm not buying that. This is a rational guy, I'm going to say he didn't rush out to buy this on draft day, I'm going to say he waited until Deuce's 1600 yard breakout season in 2003, so we're saying its 8 years old.
Now, that's pretty old, but its not faded and tattered old. I have a Tom Brady jersey that I've rocked every Sunday since mid-way through 06. While it doesn't look new, I don't exactly look like a City of Boston garbage man when I wear it either, it's still respectable. And since it's a jersey it only gets worn 16-19x per season. I think I can safely extrapolate the wear and tear over the next 3 years and definitively say it will not look like this guys shirt in 2014 at which point it will also be 8 years old.
