My Fox Boston - Authorities in Georgia say three young intruders broke into a home, washed a dog in the bathroom, used a toothbrush and ate some birthday cake in the kitchen before leaving behind a key piece of evidence: pictures of themselves on the homeowner's camera. WSB-TV in Atlanta reports that Roderick Ward says he was gone for 10 days and became suspicious after returning home to find his air conditioner running and his back doors unlocked. Ward found a camera that had been left behind and on it were photos of two teenagers and a younger child. Newton County authorities identified the youths and contacted their parents. Two other cameras and Ward's spare house keys were returned and the parents apologized. Ward says he does not plan to press charges.
Bro, you've got to press charges, what the hell are you thinking? The guy used your toothbrush! Get that man off the streets now.
The guy didn't even steal anything, just broke in with the sole purpose of using this guys toothbrush, do you know how sick that is? I'm going to be dead-ass honest here, I hate using my toothbrush...Don't worry, it's not like I'm walking around with stank breath or anything, I'm still brushing, I'm just saying the toothbrush creeps me out each and every morning.
It's a disgusting tool. Just running roughshod in your mouth morning and night (yea and sometimes in the afternoon), cleaning out the day's waste and odor, and then what do you do? You rinse it real quick and take one of three options: 1) You have one of those toothbrush stands, your tooth brush is out in the open air, collecting diseases, all the while everything from the head of the toothbrush is slowly dripping down the handle, by about day 3 that thing is gross, crusty mess. 2) You've got one of those travel tubes or plastic heads...hate to break it to those people, but this is worse than the open air approach. Much worse. You're just locking in bacteria and moisture every day and letting your toothbrush stew in there. You literally couldn't rinse the toothbrush under enough hot water to convince me that thing is clean the next day. 3) You just lie it flat down on the sink or in the cabinet. You've given up, you know its filthy daily ritual and there's nothing you can do about it, why postpone the inevitable, right?
Now that whole ridiculously long winded paragraph was just about my own toothbrush...now think about breaking into someones house just to use theirs...FREAK. That man is a danger to society and needs to be locked up now before he starts torturing neighborhood animals and graduates to storing bodies in vats of acid in his studio apartment while listening to Huey Lewis and the News.
