Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Man Arrested for Asking to Suck Women's Toes...He Was Just Asking



CONWAY, Ark. – An Arkansas man who was once convicted of threatening to cut off a woman's feet and suck her toes while she bled to death was back in jail Monday after two women told police he wanted to touch their toes as well. According to police reports, one woman said the man stared at her while she was shopping at a department store, then approached her and "told her he loved her toes and they were so long and beautiful." He told her he had a "foot fetish" and wanted to suck on her toes, the police report said. Two days later, another woman called police to say she was approached at a pet supply store by a man who began commenting on her feet, police said. The man introduced himself to the woman as Mike, the report said.

Wait a minute, arrested for what, exactly? What did my dude do here? I mean yea, you can't go threatening to cut off people's feet and letting them to bleed to death, I can understand getting all in a huff about that. But it seems like he's repented and learned his lessons, no? It's not like he threatened violence again, just merely gave these women a nice compliment and a quick sales pitch. He's not down on all 4's sucking toe jam in Walmart without their permission or anything, he's just asking. A simple "no" would do just fine, no need to get the law involved. Even a polite, "sorry, I'm between pedicures right now" would have done if you felt like letting the guy down easy. Anything but rushing to call the cops.

Women, specifically the single ones wonder why they're still single. Any time a man makes half an attempt to be a gentleman, properly introduce himself, throw you a compliment and a proposition you run off and call the cops...good luck staying single ladies.