I have no words. I mean, the level off effort that one dude with the axe put in to steal this bike, and then only to run when the tree came down like a little girl? What the hell did he think was going to be the outcome? It's as if the falling tree shocked him. Dude! You just chopped down a tree steal a bike...steal the fucking bike! Far be it for me to condone these guys actions, but if you're going to go through the trouble, at least follow through with your plans. Fucking laziness, I tell ya...probably fans of this blog or something.
And that's without even mentioning the fact that they probably could have just as easily chopped through the lock on this bike. I don't know what kind of chain this guy used on his bike but I think its safe to say most bike locks from Target or Wal-Mart can't withstand homicidal maniacs with axes (ax'i? What's the plural of axe?)
PS: Why does someone living in a concrete jungle even an own an axe to begin with, that might be the most disturbing thing here.
