Tuesday, August 9, 2011

TLC Presents: Woman Who Enjoys Eating Her Husbands Ashes



Okkk...


Pretty sure that’s how zombies start, so I don’t know if TLC is just messing with us at this point or not, but I’d seriously like them to quarantine this broad for like 72 hours, if not just deport her to some remote island all together…Because even if it doesn’t turn you into a brain eating goblin, the mental issues with someone that enjoys eating their dead husbands ashes are more than our society can presently handle…I get that there’s a difference, but it’s a very thin line between someone eating ashes and someone just keeping dead relatives around so they can snack on some back fat…that’s what I think people are missing here…this is borderline cannabilism, just in powdered form (which strangely makes me curious if she's ever made a shake out of hubby).

Like yea, she's entertaining to us now, but what about when she runs out of ashes, what do you think's going to happen then? I'd be pretty nervous if I'm one of her relatives, she's going to need a loving snack eventually.