Does New Hampshire Really Think The Blue Shark in the Woods is Some Great Mystery?

Daily Mail - It is usually found roaming the deep waters of this ocean. But this blue shark has sparked intrigue after it was found in the woods of a New Hampshire village, which is an hour drive from the ocean and only has a local pool nearby. Residents in Milton discovered the six to eight foot shark rotting in the woods after reportedly smelling something fishy coming from the area. There is a local pond in the village, but police said they do not believe that the shark had been living in its shallow waters.

Can we get some real investigators and PR people up to New Hampshire now, before they make the US look any dumber about this whole thing...Like stop telling everyone it's a mystery...someone fucking dumped the thing the in the woods.  It's not a landshark and it didn't escape from a local pool or hillbilly swamp-pond.  

Like this is pretty a clear cut case, some fisher dumped a shark in the woods because they got home and their wife was like "where the hell do you think you're keeping that thing?" Guy thought he was bringing home a nice trophy to adorn his living room mantle, his wife ruined it. What the hell else was this person going to do with it? It's biodegradable, it's not a huge deal. Just quit with the "intrigue" and mystery bullshit...you're making us look like a bunch of uneducated people easily spooked by urban legends of monster wood sharks.