Monday, June 27, 2011

Whining Bitch of a Man Blames Seinfeld and the Marriage Ref for his Divorce


Fox News - A heartbroken Manhattan divorcĂ© blames Jerry Seinfeld and his NBC reality show, "The Marriage Ref," for tearing him and his now-ex-wife apart -- claiming their appearance as contestants on an episode led to her dumping him. Howie Kohlenberg, 47, charged that after getting their 15 minutes of fame bickering on the March 4, 2010, premiere episode, his wife, Christine, became so obsessed with becoming a star it busted up their 14-year marriage. Not only does the beauty-products salesman claim his sexy 37-year-old wife ditched him and their 4½-year-old son to chase a dream of starring in a "Real Housewives"-style reality show, he also says he went bankrupt and is now facing eviction. Kohlenberg insists their marital bliss turned into a blistering nightmare during preshow filming. "The people on the show were pumping us up, saying, 'You're going to wake up and be stars. You're going to be famous and make money.' The producer kept saying her lips looked great, and all of a sudden she was getting a lot of Botox," he recalled. "Now she's getting this huge head. She wants to do Playboy. We almost got kicked off the show because she was putting racy photos on Facebook. "I'm not saying our marriage was perfect, but it put it in a whole new direction. It was the nail in the coffin. "She had all these ideas that 'I have to live my life and be an actress.' "


Suck it up man. Jesus Christ, no wonder this broad left you. You're an insufferable, whining snit of a man. "Oh waaahhhh, my wife wants to be a star. Poor me, my wife is sexy enough to do playboy. Can you believe my bad luck, everyone keeps commenting on how hot of a wife I have on facebook."  Bro, shut up and enjoy it.

Encourage the girl, movie careers pay pretty decent money, reality shows too.  I've never heard someone bitch and moan more after being given the shot of a lifetime. Like you've basically came out and admitted that your marriage didn't have that many problems and you were only doing the show for publicity, then you go and bitch and moan after getting that publicity? What the hell guy?

Did you really think your wife was going to come back and work at some lame, small time spa after appearing on reality tv? She's doing exactly what she's supposed to after being on this show, meanwhile you're at home changing your tampon and crying to anyone who'll listen about how you're going through menopause and your wife left you.  Grow a sack and get out there man. You're semi-famous, you were on tv. That's the American dream.