What the fuck guy, what gives. We don't deserve better than that? Annoying Pat's fans? Do you even know Massachusetts at all. Could have at least picked the Redsox, who the hell goes abroad and brags about the Pats? Your average Pats fan is depressed as hell over the endings of the last two seasons and ashamed of bringing them up because of Tom Brady's hair.
I mean come on, we're the state of massholes, terrible drivers, purportedly high taxes (despite the fact that we're really right in the meaty middle part of the curve), rotary's, our Boston inferiority complex (where we pretend Boston is as important and great as other larger and better cities), Goodwill Hunting quotes, Ben Affleck, gay marriage, the miserable failure of the big dig, Deval Patrick, and the never ending search for what to do with the Rose Kennedy Greenway.