Wednesday, June 8, 2011

German Police Can't Arrest Female Flashers Because They Don't Have Boners...Seriously



Metro UK - Female flasher escaping arrest as police can't tell if she's aroused or not.  Voyeuristic Berlin flasher Annette Kaiser, who comes and goes in the blink of an eye, is flaunting a loophole in the law which says she can't be prosecuted for her 'crime' unless she gets turned on in the act. Police are at a loss as to how they can prosecute 34-year-old Kaiser because, in Germany, simply flashing some flesh isn't a crime - authorities must prove the perpetrator is sexually aroused. Officers say that catching men is easy because its pretty obvious if they're excited. Women, though, are different, the German police cleverly observed. 'If a man drops his trousers, it is easy to see he is excited, but with a woman that is not possible,' a spokesman explained. Naughty Miss Kaiser says she'll continue to swan around in the nude because she likes the feeling of freedom. 'I like to show off my body. I give men an eyeful and then I’m quickly gone,' she added.

Yea, who's buying this?  These German cops know exactly what they're doing...the woman said she likes the feeling and likes to show off her body. She's obviously getting off on all this.

I don't want to throw Annette Keiser under the bus for doing a public service here, but I think its pretty clear whats going on.  Annette is obviously quite the looker and the police force is simply choosing to ignore her flashes as a way of giving back to the community. A sign of restraint and good will from German authorities, that quite frankly, you don't usually associate with Germans.