Thursday, June 30, 2011

Carol Brady Was a Two-Timing Whore, With Genital Warts to Boot



(FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - On television, Florence Henderson portrayed the perfect mom, Carol Brady. But now, the Brady Bunch star is spilling some scandalous details about her life off-screen. Henderson, who is now 77, says she once had a one night stand back in the 1960's with former New York City Mayor John Lindsay. It’s all revealed in Henderson’s new memoir. The actress says not only did she have the affair, but that the politician gave her a sexually transmitted disease.

Get a load of this bitch. Does this make Mr. Brady the biggest cuckold in the history of earth? Carol off bumping uglies with the Mayor of New York in her spare time, Mark at home taking care of not only his 3 kids, but her 3 Aryan union looking daughters as well, poor guy.  Carol and the Mayor probably laughing at what a sap he was poist-coitous. 

You know how many times Mr. Brady probably wanted to make a run at Alice and didn't out of respect for Carol? Like a million. Probably Marcia too, I mean she was only his step daughter, and frankly she was hot, I'm not sure if the age was legal or not, but I'm just saying he at least fantasized about her once or twice, that's all.

And what does he get for all that restraint? Apparently genital warts, or crabs or something like that. For shame Carol, for shame.