Tuesday, June 14, 2011

American Wasting His time and Money Searching Underwater for Osama, Dudes Obviously at Area 51




To be honest, I'm shocked it took this long.  I mean I assumed every Jihad treasure hunter would be out there the next day with some kind of primitive bamboo breathing apparatus and a pair of underwater goggles.  Never imagined it would take a month and a half and it would be some rich white dude just out for the thrill of it (and that's what it is bud, spare me the "out for the truth" routine. You're out for the fame and thrill).

And while I realize this guy may be a brilliant sunken ship hunter, this is a bit different.  Its a dude in a body bag, its not some gigantic boat resting on the bottom of the ocean.  And that's aside the fact that he's obviously not down there.  That was obviously a decoy, Osama is clearly floating in embalming liquid at Area 51 along side the Aliens, John Wayne, and Elvis.  I thought everyone knew that, no?

PS: Aren't Pirates running rampant in that part of the ocean? Like good luck there buddy. I'm sure announcing an underwater expedition to search for Osama isn't going to attract all kinda of fundamentalists pirates.