(NewsCore) - Jennifer Aniston purchased a $4.95 million New York City penthouse in the name of her pet dog, the New York Observer reported Wednesday. The former "Friends" star bought three units in the West Village of Manhattan, on West 12 Street, in the name of Norman's Nest Trust. Norman is the actress' 15-year-old corgi-terrier mix, who is "great and adorable. He's a human being in a dog suit," she told MTV in 2008. In the fall of last year, Aniston reportedly began taking her constant companion to a special canine therapist to treat him for depression.
Oh Jennifer, no. Poor Jennifer Aniston. I had no idea it had gotten this bad, I figured we were a few years away from this point at worst. This just makes you feel awful.
She has to have some kind of vicious STD just scaring men away, right? I mean I know it's gross to think about, but why else is every single man in Hollywood treating her like a leper? Maybe it's time you start dating some older men, maybe some non-stars too, just people as desperate as yourself.
And I do mean desperate. When you start buying condo's in your dogs name, referring to it as a human in a dog suit, and taking it to doggy psychologists, well, you're about two break ups and one more dateless walk down the Red Carpet from snapping and starting to collect cats like a crazy old lady on Animal Hoarders.
