Still think soccer is all fun, games and pansy flopping, do you? How about this guy, taking a straight big toe to the head like a champ. Bro is just trying to give a post game interview (hey how come foreign countries haven't caught onto the female sideline reporter?) and his own teammate blindsides him with some jujitsu shit.
Does he go down faking, clutching his knee? No. You know why? Because it didn't happen between the white lines. We only dive during those 90 minutes we're between the chalk lines, engaged in a battle non-stop flopping and incessant bitching. Plus there was no advantage to be gained, that's what people don't get. If he goes down flopping here he looks like a loser on national TV. If he plays it off like its nothing but he'll have a small egg on the back of his head later? That's where the advantage is. Some groupie probably watching his post game interview just saw how tough he really is, and I have a feeling she'll be sitting front row next game.
