Monday, May 9, 2011

Take a Vacation: Spend Time in a Norway Prison


Daily Mail - On a clear, bright morning in the tranquil, coastal town of Horten, just south of Oslo, a small ferry slides punctually into harbour. I am to take a short boat ride to the sunlit, green island of Bastoy shimmering on the horizon less than two miles away. It is a curious place. There are no secluded holiday homes or elegant hotels with moorings for passing yachts. The 120 people who live there never visit the mainland, but then why would they? They spend their days happily winding around the network of paths that snake through the pine forests, or swimming and fishing along the five miles of pebble beaches, or playing on the tennis courts and football pitch; and recuperating later on sunbeds and in a sauna, a cinema room, a band rehearsal room and expansive library.  Their commune has handsomely furnished bungalows with cable TV. The residents eat together in an attractively spacious canteen thoughtfully decorated with Norwegian art. The centrepiece is a striking 10ft long model of a Norwegian merchant ship. If it sounds like an oddball Scandinavian social experiment, you'd be right. Bastoy is home to Norway's only island prison. I am here to scrutinise its hugely controversial approach to crime and punishment, and to do so with some knowledge; the last time I set foot in a prison was as a foolish 23-year-old man. 

Serious question, if I get arrested for a semi-serious offense in Norway, does that go on my US record?  

I'd like to know because I need to know how this affects my chances of future employment in the States.  Like if I can just go over there and commit, lets say your basic assault and battery on some grandma, or maybe an armed roberry of some convenience store and get sentenced to 2-4 in some luxury spa jail, I'm all for it.  My only concern is being able to seek employment upon my triumphant and relaxed return to America.


PS: If I was Amanda Knox I'd totally offer to drop my appeals if I could serve out my sentence in Norway.  Save the Italian courts time and money, and live the life of luxury at a 24 hour spa.