Monday, May 9, 2011

I'll Kick the First Person I See Wearing Anti-Soccer Diving Shin Guards



God damnit people, leave soccer alone.

Hey asshole, thanks for ruining my sport.  Yea it's a sport for pussies, but it's our sport and we'll flop if we want to.  And since you're such a smart ass tell me something, how does the sensor know if I kicked myself on the way down, or that the ball didn't set it off? Riddle me that prick. 

Diving is just a part of the sport, like bitching in basketball, calling for time in baseball, and faking injuries late in the 4th quarter in football.  It's all in the game. No one is claiming soccer players are the toughest athletes on earth, as a group we probably rank slightly above cross country runners and about 10 notches above Chris Bosh.  But that's the way we like it, and that's the way its going to continue on.  

And I'll totally kick the first jackass I see wearing these right in their ball sack.  See if the buzzer goes off for that, jackass.

Such a pure game.