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| Congrats Jay, Today there is one less guy on the internet throwing body blows your way. |
Fox News - He seems like a perfectly nice guy, even has a foundation for underprivileged kids and others suffering from diabetes. But as quarterback for Chicago, he’s expecting to get tousled by Green Bay Packers fans, and that's exactly what's happening to QB Jay Cutler, who twice in two days has been caught in the Wisconsin Senate race crossfire. I want to thank you all for inviting me to speak. It was especially gracious of you to host me, even though I’m a Packers fan and I assume most of you are Bears fans," Ryan began. "But that doesn't mean we can't work together. As chairman of the House Budget Committee, I stand ready to do whatever it takes to help you re-sign Jay Cutler. I'm here to talk about the economy today -- about the need to get four quarters of strong, consistent performance. That wasn't another Jay Cutler joke, I swear. It could be, but it's not," he continued. "Republicans would be better off with Jay Cutler as their candidate in Wisconsin. Cutler has at least helped the Green Bay Packers win a Super Bowl, while Tommy G. Thompson has spent the last decade doing the bidding of the Bush administration and his special-interest clients at his lobbying firm," Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee spokesman Matt Canter said, referring to the controversy surrounding Cutler's injury during the NFC championship game this year. The Packers defeated the Bears in the game.
Jesus, guy can't catch a frigen break huh? Football fans everywhere hate him, and now apparently even his hometown politicians are bashing him in session. This kind of crossover hate appeal has never been seen before. Granted its not the kind of popularity you'd ideally want, but its crazy all the same.
I mean the poor guy legit can't vote in a state election without getting hassled. And this is from people who spent the last decade rooting for the likes of Rex Grossman, Kyle Orton, and then Rex Grossman again. Those guys sucked. I mean really, really sucked. Yet people still hate Cutler more.
I've never been a Cutler fan, always seemed like a bit too much of a whiny bitch to me, "oh come on guys give me a break, I have diabetes, etc..." but enough is enough. There is only so much a guy can take before he snaps. So today is a banner day for the Tab (yea I say that a lot, we have a lot of banner days that never get followed up on), as we're adopting Jay Cutler as the official player of The Alt-Tab.
By the way, if anyone knows Jay's Twitter handle, be sure to pass on the message.
