Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Denver Strip Club Invites 13 Year Old to Celebrate Osama's Death With Free Beer and Titties



DENVER - Matt Warta calls it "inappropriate." He says his 13-year-old son received a text message advertising the Diamond Cabaret strip club. The text message looks like it was sent to a long list of cell phone numbers and is inviting military personnel to stop by the strip club for free cover and free drinks. "I just finished my lacrosse practice and I looked at my phone," Jack Warta, 13, said. "It asked me if I wanted to come and celebrate Osama bin Laden's death with free cover and free drafts. It was kind of confusing." Warta showed the text to his dad, who says he was "shocked." "You'd like to think you can protect your child from those kind of things," Matt Warta said. "As a parent, that's really frustrating." "There's enough stuff out there that pollutes their minds," Matt Warta said. "That's the last thing we want to do is use a personal device like a cell phone to send those messages to them." "Why would you send a 13-year-old a text message asking them to come to a strip club and give them free beer and alcohol?" Jack asked. "It's just wrong."

Let me ask you this, Dad, Why not? Huh? Just a chance to celebrate a piece of American history. Free booze, tits, and Osama bin Laden's death.  I've honestly never heard of anything more patriotic.  This should be a standard 4th of July celebration.

Also, hey kid, you're never going to get ahead in life, so good luck with that.  Showing your dad text messages from the strip joint? Mr. Popularity in school I'm sure.  You're 13, you're supposed to show that shit to your friends and brag about how cool you are and how you almost got in.  Not show it to your parents.  Your Dad probably had a good laugh at your expense with his buddies when he went down to the strip club to "speak with someone" and ended up ripping shots and taking lap dances from some of the patriotic ladies of the Diamond Cabaret.  

And finally, I think everyone needs to keep in mind this is the 21st century, this kid getting a text message from a strip club is nothing.  If you're outraged by that you'd better not peek on his e-mails spam box.  Just offers for porn and male enhancement drugs as far as the eyes can see.  Kid could probably pull up a live feed of the Osama bin Laden's Dead/American Titties celebration on his computer if he wanted to.  

Love how the reporter clearly go the same message on his cell phone.