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| Beyonce? Is that you? |
Caught this awkwardly horrible music video of Beyonce the other night, and didn't know what to think. It legit took me about 3 minutes to figure out that it was indeed Beyonce. I mean, am I crazy, or does Beyonce have the White? Like straight up MJ disease, except without Michael Jackson's caved in nose and leanings towards pedophelia (I assume). She's even turning blonde, which I didn't think was part of the whole deal but apparently it is.
It's either that or she has a serious case of white pop star envy, just trying to emulate these other dance pop craze weirdo's that are all the rage these days, Ke$ha, Gaga, Katy Perry, and to some extent Britney. But that just doesn't seem likely for someone with sooo much artistic integrity, I mean she wrote Single Ladies, no way she'd be jealous of Ke$sha, right?
So clearly Beyonce has the White. MJ disease strikes down another star in their prime. Jay-Z must be wallowing in depression.
