PLAINVILLE (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Fifty-two people were arrested at an underage drinking party in Plainville on Friday night. One party-goer fled the scene and police have a warrant out for his arrest. Police came upon the party at around 10:30 p.m. after neighbors called to complain about several cars parked the wrong way on the street and blocking fire hydrants... In all, 53 people were at the party. Police say it was a "Business Hoes and CEOs" theme party, adding “several of the youths were dressed up in suits, ties, miniskirts, and other office type attire.” Forty-six of those were under 21. Two of them were juveniles (ages 15 and 16). The remaining were of legal age to drink alcohol. Officers found several full and empty beer bottles, hard liquor bottles, several keg cups, two beer pong tables set up in the living room, beer in the refrigerator, several empty coolers in the basement, two bongs in an upstairs bedroom, and a mason jar with a large amount of marijuana inside with a scale beside it.
What’s with kids these days, can’t just have age appropriate parties? You’re 15-18 years old you don’t need to be having corporate hoes and ceo’s parties. What happened to “Drunk teenagers get together and see what kinda dumb shit we can do” parties.
Trust me kids, don’t rush adult hood. I know it seems all glamorous. Dudes rocking power suits, girls in mini skirts, but it’s not like that at all. In reality you’ll probably bang into work rocking the same pair of pants you wore a few days ago and whatever color of the shirt rotation you’re on during the week. Girls will be older women with 2-3 kids who are miserable with the way their lives turned out. Dudes will have spare tire that come from washing away the days memories with a few beers each night.
If anyone should be having age based theme parties its us, working adults. Teenage themed parties. All congregate at one of our friends parents house that are retired and on vacation in florida, sneak a few kegs in the back door, park facing the wrong way on the street. Sneak away with your girl to “hook up” up stairs somewhere. Draw on your friends face when they pass out. That's real fun. Pretending you're in the middle of a board meeting is for losers and nerds.
PS: Cops take teen parties these days seriously huh? In my days if the kids ran the cops said screw it collected the beer and called it a night. What’s with sending out arrest warrants? How do they even know who the kid is? His shitty friends rolled on him that quickly? Kids these days, no honor.
