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| If you show up to Prom looking like this, you're doing something wrong. |
NORTH ANDOVER (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - The North Andover High School Junior Prom was shut down early on Friday night over concerns related to pot-laced brownies. During the prom four students got sick, and it was discovered that they had eaten pot-laced brownies before leaving the high school for the prom, which was held in Atkinson, N.H. Paramedics were called and three students to Lawrence General Hospital and were later released. Eleven students were eventually questioned about brownies. As a result, the prom was shut down an hour early, at 10 p.m. The school and some police officers determined that 19 brownies had been distributed by a student earlier in the day before arriving for the evening at the high school.
Tough weekend for kids just trying to party in Mass, huh? First like 50 of them get caught in some kind of dragnet operation at a house party and now this. A prom shut down early because of pot brownies? And only 19? Is that even a whole batch? Sounds like someones parents may have doobied a part of that try beforehand.
In fairness the kids have no one to blame but themselves. First of all, it shouldn't have been remotely possible for police to arrest 50 kids all at the same time. Either the cops rolled in their with their finest battalion, swat style, or those kids forgot cardinal rule #1 for a house party, if someone yells cops, you run. You don't think, its just an instinct.
And as for these prom kids, I just don't know what they were thinking. I guess this is what happens to teenage society when you spend your Friday nights going to Cartoon movies, and ultra-dorky sci-fi/super hero movies. See, in my day, when teens weren't total frigen losers apparently, we went and saw coming of age party movies about kids in high school...Then we went out and emulated them as best we could.
Which is how we learned things like on prom night, go to prom sober, there'll be a huge party at Stifflers Mom's house after, plenty of time for drinking, smoking, hook-ups or whatever floats your boat afterwards.
You don't pull that shit beforehand, shit never goes right in the movie for the kids who get wasted during the prom. Inevitably the guy always ends up getting sick or busted and his chic ends up grinding on some other bro, usually in a letterman jacket.
Luckily for North Andover this was only the Junior Prom, so there's time to make up for this with the Seniors. I'm begging you Seniors, go out and rent as many teen-movies as possible in the next couple of weeks, get your shit together and stop embarrasing yourselves.
