My Fox - One South Carolina man may disagree, however, after he married a woman within hours of meeting her only for his bride to steal his cash and run off with the reverend who carried out the nuptials. The 58-year-old groom is believed to have fallen victim to a scam cooked up by the pair, The (Rock Hill) Herald reported Thursday. He told police he called a friend on Saturday night to ask if he "knew any girls that he could meet for companionship." His friend then introduced him to a woman at a local motel in Rock Hill, 25 miles (40 kilometers) south of Charlotte, and the couple called a man who claimed to be a reverend at Rock Hill Chaplin services to marry them. The victim says he paid $100 for the wedding service, then left to go to a store. When he returned home from his shopping trip, his new wife and $600 hidden under his TV were gone. He believes the woman and man who married them stole his money, the police report said.
I don't even know where to begin. The fact that he married a hooker 30 minutes after meeting her (In case you're wondering, the appropriate amount of time to know a hooker before wedding her is NEVER. They're not even real people.)? The fact that he found a Reverend that he'd never met before but was willing to come to marry a 58 yr old perv and his prostitute in a rent by the minute motel, and thought this gentleman would be trustworthy?
No, I'll start with the fact that Hombre here was hiding his cash under the TV. WTF? You hide your cash under your mattress bro, or if posture is an issue then you go to an old coffee can. If neither of those works for you then as a last resort you use a bank, but that's rather old fashion if you ask me. You never use the TV. Who the hell wants to watch a slanted TV? That would drive me insane, plus it'll lead to serious neck cramps.
