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| Yep, That's a Whale Dick |
LONDON – In life, Pall Arason sought attention. In death, he is getting it: The 95-year-old Icelander's pickled penis will be the main attraction in one of his country's most bizarre museums. Sigurdur Hjartarson, who runs the Phallological Museum in the tiny Icelandic fishing town of Husavik, said Arason's organ will help round out the unusual institution's extensive collection of phalluses from whales, seals, bears and other mammals. "I have just been waiting for this guy for 15 years," he told The Associated Press in a brief telephone interview. Highlights of the museum's collection include a 170-centimeter (67-inch) sperm whale penis preserved in formaldehyde, lampshades made from bull testicles and what the museum described as an "unusually big" penis bone from a Canadian walrus. Hjartarson, 69, said his interest in what he calls "phallology" began when, as a youngster in rural Iceland, he was given a whip made from a bull's penis to help him herd cattle. Later, when he worked at a school near a whaling station, colleagues brought him whale penises as gifts. "That was how it started. I opened this museum 15 years ago with 62 specimens," he said. Now, with the addition of Arason's organ, he has 276, many suspended in formaldehyde or dried and mounted on the walls. Photos posted to the museum's website show small army of ghostly, whitish penises stuffed into jars, tall glass cylinders and large aquariums. There are sculptures, molds and other penis-related craft items. Outside, the museum has a large tree trunk carved into the shape of an erect phallus.
What a quirky little culture they got up there, just giving out different species' of penis as gifts. Like, hey thanks, but maybe next time just a gift card to Applebees or something will do fine?
Perhaps you want to re-word that quote about waiting for this guy's dick for 15 years bro? I don't know what's creepier, the fact that you've been waiting out this guys death, or the fact that you're excited about getting your hands on his lifeless schlong, when it's all phallic.
This is the kind of guy the Icelandic FBI 100% needs to have their eyes on 24 hours a day. Dried up dicks hanging on his wall, unusually long penis bones (yea penis bones) just collecting dust mounted on walls, and a fucking 5 1/2 foot whale cock suspended in fluid...I can't imagine this guy's ever made it to the second date with a girl, or dude for that matter. "Hey what do you do for a living?" "Oh, I mount cocks on the wall." Yea that'll play over real well.
