Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Mall in England Offers Girls Cash to Shop In Sexy Underwear, Looks Like a Smashing Success


NY Daily News - Here's one way to get people to go shopping - offer women money if they show up at a mall in sexy underwear. That's exactly what happened at Lakeside Shopping Center in Essex, England, on Sunday. The first 100 women to arrive in nothing but bras, panties and high heels were given £100 ($163) gift vouchers, which were good in many of the mall's stores. It is unclear how many turned out, but several young women were onhand to engage in some revealing shopping. "We loved seeing all our luscious ladies looking gorgeous in their underwear and heels," said Kylie Minor, a spokeswoman for the shopping center. "I'm sure they all enjoyed choosing an outfit from our wide range of new spring fashion in the stores afterward." The promotional gimmick was engineered to promote the new spring fashions available at the mall.

 How come whenever something like this happens in the states you invariably end up with this (totally not ok to click if you're at work).  Heffers and land monsters left and right, broads that look like they've never even seen a razor, or a tub for that matter.

What is so different in the UK? Don't they come from the same puritanical background that we do? Shouldn't they be littered with ugly feminists all to willing to show off their perishables (because you can't call them goods...HEEYYYYOOO), and cute girls smart enough to realize that they don't have to give it away for free?  

I feel like we're getting the raw end of the deal here.  Like we won the Revolutionary War, and freedom is great an all, we don't have to pay taxes on tea anymore which I suppose is a good thing. But something tells me the Brits are over there snickering at us as instead of just paying a few cents extra for a bag of earl grey, they've now been deporting generation upon generation of ugly and prudish broads as punishment.  

Guess it's just one of those proverbial, won the battle, lost the war cases.