Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Betty White Comes off as Jealous Old Hag with Penis Envy after Ripping Lindsay Lohan for her Whorish Ways


My Fox - So when Betty White made some unflattering comments about Lindsay Lohan, no one was more shocked than Lohan herself. In an interview with The Daily Mail about her long-lasting career in Hollywood, White commented about how today's young actors and actresses party, drink too much and seem to be ungrateful. "I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world and they don't appreciate it," the 89-year-old actress told The Daily Mail.

I'm so tired of everyone kissing this old broad's ass.  Yea she was fairly funny on that Snickers commercial, and presenting on whatever that awards show was a couple years ago, but enough is enough.

Go suck an egg Betty.  There I said it.  You're just a jealous old hag, upset because you're dried up and crusty and can no longer slut it up no matter how famous you are.  Your dick crushing days are over and you're miserable because of it, I get it, but no need to pick on others who are still enjoying their fame.

Your time is over, we get it, you were one of the Golden Girls, la ti fricken da.  You were old as shit even back then, people just laughed because they thought it was cute that a little old lady could see far enough to read her cue cards.

So don't blame Lindsay for honing her acting career when she was young enough to take advantage of her fame and party her tits off.  Maybe if you'd become a hit before you got your first AARP card you'd have had some time to enjoy being a celebrity for more things than playing shuffle board with Larry King while sipping Tom Collins'.  So do me a favor and pipe down you old bag.

PS: It is pretty funny that if you search Lindsay Lohan, Betty, the first results are Betty Ford clinics.