Is Miley Cyrus' Sex Doll Selling out in 48 Hours A Bigger Accomplishment than Going Platinum?

Popeater - As if Miley Cyrus didn't have enough to worry about, now she's got a dirty doppelganger on the market. An inflatable Miley Cyrus sex doll named "Finally Mylie" from Pipedream Products has reportedly become such a hot ticket item that stores can't meet the demand. Pipedream Products' Kevin Johnson says of the doll, "We are completely sold out already -- it's been on the market for less than 48 hours."....Although being immortalized in latex probably isn't the legacy Cyrus intended on leaving behind, at least she's in good company: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson have all received the same treatment. 

Well I guess I can finally put that question to rest.  Miley officially turned 18 a few months ago and I've always wondered whether this was a cause for celebration or depression amongst perverts.  On the one hand you've got the true creeps, the Miley purists who presumably would have rather the little minx remain 16-17 years old indefinitely. Gross.  On the other hand there's obviously the slightly less morally reprehensible perverts who were secretly salivating, waiting for the day that they could legally mount Hanna Montana in their fantasies.

 Well mystery solved. Turns out the slightly less morally reprehensible crowd of pervs outnumbered the purists in a land slide, which I think is a good thing for our country.  I mean, sold out in 48 hours? That's got to be a quicker than her concert series', right?  Has to be some kind of Guiness record here I would think.  Only artist ever to sell out of her sex dolls faster than seats at her show?  

And does anyone have the raw numbers here?  Is the music industry tracking sales to celebrate the Miley Cyrus sex doll going platinum? That'll be a proud day for Papa Billy ray Cyrus.  I'm sure that platinum fuck doll of his daughter will go right up on the wall next to all her gold and platinum albums, a proud day indeed.

And finally, do you think there is any jealousy or bitterness over whose sex dolls sell more amongst these stars? Like is Britney at home tracking Christina's sex doll sales trying to come up with a better marketing strategy for her latex likeness? I really need to know if they think about this.  I mean I think I would.  Yea you've got some talent but really these girls are all famous because of their looks.  I'd think if your sex doll sales slump that would be a direct indicator to how the rest of your career is going at that particular moment. 

By the way, sorry I know this is getting long winded, but here is the Amazon page for the doll itself.  Top 5 funniest Amazon pages ever.