Huffington Post - Today in beauty fact or fiction, The Sun sits down with eight-year-old Britney Campbell of San Francisco, whose mother Kerry claims she is already injecting the child with Botox so that she'll "become a star." Britney explains to the tabloid, "My friends think it's cool I have all the treatments and they want to be like me. I check every night for wrinkles, when I see some I want more injections. They used to hurt, but now I don't cry that much." But it doesn't stop there -- Kerry reveals that Britney "also has her virgin wax monthly, which gets rid of her fluffy leg hair and makes sure she wont develop pubic hair in the future." Now, that's an all-new, screwed up level, if we do say so ourselves.
This really isn't that surprising, kids are competitive out of the womb these days, pre-preschool, preschools that promise ivy league degrees like 22 years in the future, specialists for shit that I’m fairly certain I was left to my own devices to figure out as a child, and you know, I don't blame the parents. If I went to some fancy educational specialists as an infant maybe I’d be doing more with my life than bitching about my job and blogging for about $20 a month.
So it only makes sense you’d want your little girls to get a headstart in the looks department too, a leg up on attracting those doctors and Harvard grads. Not just the kids their age either, you bring that 8 year old into the Dr's office for her injections, they build a rapport with the staff over the years, and boom 10-11 years later she’s 19 and hooking up with a successful plastic surgeon she’s known all her life, got herself a sugar daddy. Your job as a parent is complete. You’ve ensured a successfully financial future, even if it is the life of a gold digger, you’ve taught your daughter and important survival skill, the beautiful don’t have to work, and really, that's one of the most important life lessons all kids should learn at an early age. Why go on working hard through elementary and middle school if you don't have too?
