Lady's Purse Stolen, Then Run Over By Car, And It's all Her Fault

Why not just leave the key in the ignition while you're at it ladies?

Yea, you pretty much summed it up lady, you made a lot of bad moves.  Like for starters if you "conciously" know someone is going to steal your purse, SOMEONE IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR PURSE!  Obviously doesn't take a genius to realize that, you put it together, you were just too dumb or lazy to do something about it.

Your second horrible decision was jumping in front of the getaway car.  It's called a getaway car for a reason.  They're going to get away.  It ain't the stop-for-pedestrians-car, or the I-Didn't-Realize-This-Wasn't-My-Purse-Car.  The fuckers robbed you and now they intend on driving off.  Just cancel your credit cards and chalk up the loss of cash as a tax write off like any sane person.  

The Chrystler 300 is like the Rolls Royce of small time gangsters huh?  Screw racial profiling, cops should be pulling over anyone in a 300.  At a bare minimum you'll find some punk kid in an over sized t-shirt with a dime bag of weed.