Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Charlie Sheen's Publicist Quits, Sheen Goes on Winning Without Him.



Fox News - Charlie Sheen has just lost another close confidante, his long-time publicist, Stan Rosenfield. Just hours after an interview with the controversial “Two-and-a-Half Men” star aired on the Today Show, and following a string of random radio interviews, Rosenfield, who also represents Robert DeNiro, George Clooney, Kelsey Grammer and Morgan Freeman, released a statement confirming that he had severed ties with Sheen.

So you're telling me Charlie Sheen is putting on this all-time great media blitz all on his own? No help from professionals? He's not only the talent but he's the booking agent, coordinating seemingly dozens of inverviews per day for the last week?  The guy is an even bigger genius than I've been giving him credit for, Winning. 

And what is with this frigen sissy-man quitting right when he has to work for his pay check for the first time ever? The guy drums up publicity on his own, half your job is already done, all you have to do is make sure he looks like the good guy in all of this.

Any publicist worth their jockstrap should be clamoring for this job.  It's the ultimate win-win situation.  You take the job and somehow convince Charlie Sheen that he's not immortal and can't blow mountains of coke and bang porn stars with out the risk of a massive coronary or gonhorrea and you're suddenly the hottest publicist in town, again Winning, sorry. You fail? Who gives a shit. The guy is a manic bi-polar drug addict no one will blame you.  You can't lose.  Charlie, give the CW a ring if you're in need of a new publicist.  I'll let you be yourself, winning, banging, and blowing your way to the top.

PS: What the hell does Kelsey Grammer need a publicist for? He still works?