Blah Bethany - With the overwhelming popularity of my pirate bedroom blog, I searched the internet for an even more amazing bedroom and I found this guy’s TRAILER. You might be wondering, “A trailer? Really, Bethany? How can that beat a pirate ship with a 2 story slide and drawbridge? Well…….. I don’t know. I’m not sure I can answer that question, but it just does. WINNING!
Don't get me wrong, this trailer is frigen awesome (seriously click the link to see the rest of the pics), but I call bullshit on Bethany here if she's implying that she'd still hook up with this dude. No self respecting chic has ever hooked up in a trailer home, so you're either lying or trailer trash yourself. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that she's not trailer trash, she knows how to use the internet and run a blog, which I think are rare qualities for trailer trash, so the ruling is bull shit.
No matter how nice your trailer may be, you've still got 3 things to worry about:
1. Tornado's - I don't know why but trailer parks are magnets for Tornado's. Science can't explain it and Glen Beck probably thinks its got something to do with Jesus, but the fact remains. 9/10 Tornadoes strike trailer parks (yes I just made that stat up, but I feel confident in it's veracity). You're not going to get laid if the girl is nervously sitting around waiting for a scene out of Twister to play out.
2. Your home can be towed away, at just about any moment - Yep, park in some illegal parking spot for the night, wake up in the police impound. That's the kind of thing you don't have to worry about when your home has a foundation, and no wheels.
