Father Sues School Because Fat Kids Weren't Chosen Last In Gym Class

A Pen Argyl man has sued the Pen Argyl Area School District claiming his mixed-race sons have been discriminated against by the district and its middle school basketball coaches.  A federal judge has shot down a portion of the complaint, however, and district officials consider that a sign the entire lawsuit ultimately will be rejected. "You can see how the district puts big, fat, obese white kids and white, short weaklings on the basketball court, and they didn't play my kids," said William Blasi, whose sons are half white and half Chinese. "You can't deny the discrimination."

When you're right, you're right.  I mean what else am I supposed to believe here?  That this guy's mixed-race sons don't have the athletic prowess of a super-being?  Come on, that seems unlikely.  Even if super-being is a bit much, I don't think it's going out on a limb to assume they at least have more skills and swag than your average fat 5th grader when it comes to basketball.  I mean I knew a few "mixed-race" kids in middle school, the kids were grabbing rim in the 6th grade, dunking in the 8th, unless we're talking slam ball with trampolines and shit there aint no chance in hell a few "big, fat, obese, white, short weaklings" are even sniffing the net.  Hell you could have stopped at white, didn't even have to throw in fat and weakling.

...Oh wait a second, they're half white/half asian? Sorry dude, you're shit out luck, honest mistake.  Unless they have something like Yao Ming height, I'll take the fat kid every day.  Asians that can ball are just few and far between. Don't shoot the messenger, it's just science.