Fat Lady Claps with Her Thighs, Because Her Hands Can't Reach

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I don't think its the fact that you shot your last video in Quick-Time  format is what made it icky...

Let's be honest, that was the most exercise she's gotten in weeks, sad thing is if she'd just clapped the normal way once in a while 20 years ago she probably wouldn't look like the beached sea monster she is today.

How many calories did she have to eat to negate that  brief spurt of activity? A handful of Cheetos should cover it, right?

Can someone tell me who makes that chair? This is the best advertisement their craftsmanship and durability can get

There's a reason she has to clap that way, she can't physically bring her hands together for a real clap.

Someone should fill her in on the disadvantages of being that big, like needing a forklift to leave your house, not being able to do simple things like, standing up or washing yourself in a shower, for instance. Never mind the constant threat of diabetes, gout, and heart disease.