Does Charlie Sheen now go from #Winning to #Won? He must right, this was always the endgame.
And Charlie basically has to do this right? His pitch count is getting up there, people are growing tired of all those #fastballs and #curveballs he's been tossing out there on Twitter at this point.
I can't imagine pitching health food products via Tweet is paying the bills to the same tune that $2 million an episode was. And I know he's got a webcam, big whoop, I have a 6 month old blog, made about $10 at this point. The blog business is a cruel one.
And don't even sell me on his upcoming tour. That has two possible endings. 1) Guy bombs because honestly, what the hell does he have to talk about for an hour and half during a 1 man show? Just ranting and raving like a lunatic? I get that for free watching homeless men entertain for spare change on a Saturday night. 2) He pulls a Michael Richards (Kramer) during one of his shows, tour cancelled and he owes a refund to everyone who bought tickets for the remaining tour.
So yea, best case for everyone is Charlie goes back to work, CBS ratings spike to new highs during the for 6-10 shows that he's back and after that everyone falls back into their normal routine. 12-18 months from now Charlie goes on another bender complete with Hall of Fame Rants and slurs and we're all delighted and entertained once again because it has a fresh feel to it. If there were some place that had odds for such offbeat things I'd put my life savings on it. It's a lock.
And yea, I'm as sick of writing about Charlie as the rest of you probably are about hearing about him. But the guy is a traffic monster right now, so bear with me.
