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I'd rather live in the heart of Africa with AIDS and fly covered babies all around me than in any place that is considered the former Soviet Union. I just couldn't make it over there in their nihilist world. I'd last approximately 4 hours before someone dared me to do something life risking and I died.
Look at these frigen people. I've never seen a bleaker Resistance of life. What the hell is the protagonist here even wearing? Acid Washed Daisy Dukes, come on bro, we can practically see your dingle berries from here. And what was the grand plan here anyway? To jump into the stagnant pool of water? Awesome idea kid. That's not going to get you onto Jackass, that's going to get you rabies. Idiot.
Notice no one called an ambulance or anything, guy went head first into a stone wall and was out cold and his friend just picked him off, and in some horrible sounding language essentially told him to walk it off (loosely translated of course). Like they aren't aware of the severity of spine injuries? Or the on-going concussion epidemic?
