Fox News - It’s equipment managers gone wild at the University of Texas. A former equipment manager for its track and field team was charged with allegedly filming women taking showers in the school’s locker room. The alleged scheme came undone when a showering junior noticed a camera lens propped above her shower curtain while rinsing her hair after a track meet, according to an affidavit obtained by FoxNews.com. She screamed and heard retreating footsteps. She recognized the man and shouted, “Rene!” He yelled, “Sorry!” as he made his way out of the locker room. She dressed, exited the building and Zamora once more yelled “sorry." Zamora told the student in a text message that he deleted the video, but the student informed her coach about the incident... School police searched his apartment and found 1,253 objects on computer devices; twenty were identified as pictures -- the others were movie streams.
Complete amateur hour. Look, I'm in no way condoning this guys actions, but common sense would tell me there are better ways to go about this and it all starts with a quick trip to Skeevy Perv Paradise, RadioShack.
Rule No. 1 in the Skeevy Perv handbook, no hand-held video cams. I'm sure 60-70% of Radioshack's business is selling remote controlled hidden cameras middle aged, mustached men. Trust me, it's not for setting up nanny-cams.
Rule No. 2 in the Skeevy Perv handbook, if you're caught go home and delete everything. Again, I'm sure Radioshack's got ya covered here. Has to be come kinda program designed to wipe all the illegal footage and pictures you've accumulated during your time as a Skeevy Perv. Or better yet, just throw all your electronic shit out. It always amazes me how often these guys get busted with evidence at home after already knowing shit was about to go down. Guys, replacing that $1,000 computer and all your homemade DVD's is a much better option than handing the DA evidence in a zip locked bag
Rule No. 3 in the Skeevy Perv handbook, Deny, Deny, Deny. These frigen guys never learn. Again, I'm not condoning this, but I would just think once in a while common sense would apply to these people. Saying sorry, or telling the person you deleted the footage isn't going to clear this issue up. There is no person the justice system likes to lock up more than the Skeevy Perv, it's a feel good lock up. The minute you admit any kind of guilt you've all but committed yourself to a serious stretch of corn-holeing and oral rape, because there are somethings sorry just doesn't cut it for.
